Thursday, March 31, 2011

How to Spot a Douchebag


In a public place
Hear a juvenile joke.
Spot a guy
That has an audience.

At a stoplight
Spot a sports car.
See it speed off
To the next red light.

At a sporting event
See a guy screaming alone
And watch the beer vendors
As they continue to serve him.

When at a store
Hear a radio turned up.
See who did it
And notice the Bluetooth.

Read this poem
Notice the self-righteousness
Evident in it
And see who wrote it.

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