Ring, ring, 7 A.M.
Hit the shower
Waddle to the lawn
Where boot camp takes place.
Time for calisthenics.
Do a pushup.
“Again!” Satan shouts eternally.
As you think unconscionable thoughts.
Never leave campus.
For if you do
The Egyptian Plagues
Will be unleashed.
Wander as you dare.
For expect to be interrogated
By one of the minions
On a power trip.
Oh, you up at 11 P.M.?
Want to read?
Well you can’t
For the lights must be off!
Meet your nice old advisor.
He surely must be Jesus
After he died on Earth
And descended into Hell.
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